Never one to let the facts get in the way of a good story, our old mate Phil 'Tosspot' Thomas has finally caught onto the fact that Danny Sculthorpe is on the verge of moving to Wigan.

Hot on the heels of the articles that have appeared here and in other publications over the last couple of weeks, his 'exclusive' (oh yeah, Phil, like you dug this story up all on your own) in today's Sun covers stuff we've all known for ages and comes with the statutory Phil Thomas factual inaccuracy.

Writing about the recent U21 tour to South Africa, Phil 'I know loads about Rugby League, me' Thomas reckons that Danny was '...the only man in the squad not with a Super League club."

Except Leigh's Neil Turley, Barrow's Paul Salmon and Whitehaven's Rob Purdham of course.

Muppet.